I'll be back in one minute.

I learned from Kent that you don't apologize to tables. Ever notice that? For instance, if I make a table wait longer than they should, I say, 'thanks for your patience, I'll be right back in one minute.' Also, instead of saying, 'so sorry that steak is cold', we instead say 'yeah, no worries, we'll get right to work on that, you're right.' Sadly, I did have to say that to someone this weekend- yikes!
Anyhow, I'm not apologizing here because that would be out of character. What I am saying is that my blog will be being updated much more when I get done with my current 30-page paper and other various and sundry assignments that help me close out the semester on a high note.

So worry not, faithful. I'll be back in one minute.